350+ Funny Drinking Captions for Instagram & Quotes

d welcome to Funny Drinking Captions Instagram! I’m here to show you how to make the best drinking captions for your Instagram photos.

Here at Funny Drinking Captions Instagram, we know that there’s nothing you like better than a good brew and a good laugh. And what better way to combine the two than with a drink caption that gets people going?

We’ve pulled together some of our favorite drinking captions for you so that you can keep your followers laughing and thirsty for more.

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• Drinking captures the true joy of a Friday night.

• These are the type of drinks that make you feel like a boss.

• The only way to start your day is with the best damn coffee ☕️

• If your drinking game is “cocktail”, you can expect things to be pretty wild at the bar.

• When life gives you lemons, and you’re not sure what to do with them 🍇…🍸

• I want a drink to go with this picture.

• It’s all fun and games until the alcohol comes out, then it’s all beer pong.

• I’m having a good day because I’m drinking this

• I know what you’re thinking: is it too early to have a beer? No, it’s never too early.

• I’m a little tipsy, but it’s okay. I can handle it. I don’t need anyone else to tell me that.

• I’m not over it. Not even close.

• If you don’t talk about your feelings, they’ll grow bigger and come out of your mouth.

• I’m not even drunk and I’m already dancing like a fool. #drinkingcaptions

• What happens when you drink away your problems? #alcohol

• Cheers to all the moments in life where you can’t remember what you were drinking.

• The hardest part about drinking is deciding what to drink.

• What did you do this weekend? I just had so much fun drinking milk.

• My next drink is going to be 32 oz 😴

• I’m a little bit tipsy, so I took a picture of these bad boys and captioned it like this 😊

• Feel like you drank too much? It’s true, we all do.

• Because life is better with a little purple in your drink … or maybe it’s just me? 😉

• A toast to the people who got me tipsy on a Tuesday. Cheers to your company, my friends!

• I only drink the best because I’m better than you.

• Cuz even though this is a total trend and not at all healthy, I’m proud to be part of it.

• I always drink to the future. because it’s a place where I can go and get away from my present-day problems, over and over again.

• You know you’ve had enough when your friend is the only one who can see your eyes clearly.

• Stay hydrated this summer with these funny and relatable drinking captions.

• “You know you’re a true millennial when every time you order a drink at the bar they ask you ‘Do you want something alcoholic with that?'”

• “If dogs are man’s best friend, I’m pretty sure this is the answer to my prayers #coffee”

• You don’t need a reason to drink. Just do it because life is better with a cocktail in hand.

• The only thing better than a good thirst quencher is one that’s actually worth talking about.

• When you’re thirsty and there’s only one cup left.

• It’s time to relax and enjoy your drink! Cheers!

• It’s not a drinking game, it’s life.

• Nobody drinks alone.

• It’s hard to believe this is my last drink of the night. I’m ready to pass out, but who knows what tomorrow will bring.

• It’s midday, so I’m drinking coffee and stealing your fries.

• A little fun, a lot of beer, and never enough time.

• All you need is a drink, two friends and one good laugh.

• A little guilty pleasure.

• The best part about drinking alone: no one can see you doing it. #DrinksAlone

• The only thing better than a good drink is a #goodtime with your friends. 🍹

• You know her when she’s tipsy, but you can’t tell if she’s just really into the jokes or trying to get away with murder. #drinktoidle

• You know what comes after cocktails? Bed. 😎

• What’s the best part of opening a bottle of wine? The first sip. #wine

• #baconthestory: the more you drink, the less you think.

• I’m a little bit tipsy, and I’m not ashamed #totalfilthy

• Never quit drinking. It’s a good thing to do with your friends.

• When you are so hungover that you can’t even remember what happened last night.

• I’m out here trying to find my own true north. Let’s go be adventurers together. Cheers!

• The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

• This is a story you don’t want to miss.

• The best way to celebrate the end of a long week is with a tall glass of wine and watching some #instagram captions. 😉

• So many drinks, so little time 🍻😎

• What are you going to do today? Drink A LOT of coffee, have a lot of fun & make the most out of your day.

• In case you were wondering what I was up to this weekend, I spent it drinking (and not doing) anything productive. 😂

• I’m a classy guy, so I drink classy drinks.

• We all know you can’t have a good hangover without a great friend.

• The more you drink, the more fun you have.

• Have a drink – it’s Friday.

• Your calligraphy skills are exemplary, but we’ll let our friends at @thedailybeast handle the rest of this caption.

• There’s nothing like a good drink to take the edge off the toughest day.

• What happens when you drink a beer in the middle of a work day?

• I told myself to go easy on the booze but I’m starting to question whether or not it was a mistake (haha).

• We’ve had enough of this “I’m-not-drinking” talk.

• You’re not drunk enough to say that when you’re sober.

• I’m out of water, but I don’t need to drink when I’m alive.

• You’ve got the drinks and we’ve got the cool captions. 🍻

• Here’s to the moments that keep you up at night wondering why you’re not drunk yet.

• You’re never too old for a stiff drink 😎

• The best way to start your day is with that first sip of coffee. 😀

• I’m with you, but can I have some water with my wine. #SimpleSarcasm

• I found the best way to get over my hangover? Alcohol.

• Every night is the perfect excuse to have a cocktail.

• When you’re thirsty, but you don’t want to pour yourself a glass.

• We’re celebrating the start of fall with a cold brew, good friends, and lives that revolve around the sun. 👏🏻

• The more I drink, the less likely I am to drink again.

• downing a shot of whiskey every time you see a pretty girl

• What I love most about being a parent is that I get to make my kid’s dreams come true. 💛 🥴 🍻

• When the bar is too high, you can just take a step back and have some fun.

• It’s hard to imagine that the things we do can end up being so funny. But they are.

• It’s been a long day, but we can’t wait to see what happens next.

• What happens when you mix frozen drinks and a picture of your beautiful face? 🍋💩

• There is no shame in a good selfie-drinking game.

• This is the most Instagram-worthy cup of coffee you’ve ever had. You’re welcome.

• I’m all about the good times, I’ll be #DrinkingIf…

• Life is better when you’re wasted. #Cocaine

• You know why they call it a Bloody Mary? Because you can’t taste the vodka.

• One day, you’re just sipping a coffee on your way to work and the next you’re stuck at a meet up all night drinking wine.

• The only thing better than a good laugh is a good drink.

• When you’re out with your friends and ready to get Lit, but the only thing that’s lit is your face.

• I’m not sure why I drink. Maybe it’s to celebrate or commiserate or both, but every time I do, I end up feeling like a fool.

• A little glass of wine is all it takes to put a smile on my face!

• Saturday nights are for the best possible pairings.

• It’s like a day at the beach, but with more fun.

• Sometimes the best things in life are created while you’re hurting.

• An hourglass is a shape used in the measurement of time. It is also the symbol of an incomplete cycle or an incomplete process.

• Hard to believe that an 18-year old girl can hold her booze so well. 👌

• “You know you’re an adult when your biggest fear is getting caught drinking at work.”

• You know you’re an adult when you can drink beer out of a shot glass.

• Cheers to a summer full of fun, friends and Instagram likes. 🍾💥

• The only thing better than a cocktail is the company of your besties.

• The best part about waking up is.. a good morning drink

• Drink. Think. Relax.

• What’s in a caption? It’s all about you, really.

• 🍻I’d rather be drunk on truth than sober on fiction.

• I’m drinking from a mug in the shape of a bear. Why??

• When you’re thirsty, but not for a drink

• Life is too short to not do every single thing you want to do 🍻

• If you like wine and don’t like me, I’m OK with that.

• There’s nothing like a cold beer on a hot day.

• It’s never too early to start your New Year’s resolution.

• I’m going to transcribe this because I can’t stop laughing over how hard it is to type while drinking 🍻 🤣

• Need some motivation to hit the gym? Just think of me drinking a beer this weekend 🍻

• Every day is a game of beer pong and you only need two cups. ☕

• Don’t get drunk on dumb jokes. Drink responsibly.

• Drinking isn’t a hobby it’s a lifestyle

• Here’s to celebrating with friends, great memories, and (sometimes) just a little alcohol. Cheers! 😎

• It’s not the strongest cocktail that makes you feel the best. It’s the one that tastes the best.

• A shot of tequila and a shot of courage.

• I’m the kind of girl that wakes up with some kind of hangover. The kind of girl who still feels like partying all night long.

• Don’t be afraid to be silly this weekend. It’s the best time for a good laugh!

• Being a good friend is like chocolate. It’s always nice and never enough.

• Now that’s what I call a party !!!

• isn’t it funny how these things come around ??

• You can’t see a thing but you can feel it.

• Drinking coffee with my best friend #coffeeandsmiles

• I’m all about the post-work cocktail 🍸

• A pint of Guinness is the perfect way to start your weekend.

• There are many ways to get hungover, but the only one that counts is the one you’re in.

• If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all…but if you do say something nice, don’t drink and drive. ”

• “Boom! I’m made of glass and a little bit of whiskey.”

• When you get coffee on the counter and don’t notice until a minute later.

• I’m a little bit drunk, but not nearly as much as you.

• It’s a city full of people who take themselves too seriously. And we can’t help but laugh at them. #funny

• There’s only three things that are certain in life: Death, taxes and the fact that #lifegoeson

• If you don’t like coffee, try it black. It’s the only thing that gets me through the day

• When your first date goes well, you’re bound to have a second. 😉

• Life is a party and you’re invited.

• Don’t let your glass be empty.

• Need a cocktail? You’re in luck. These are the funniest drinking captions of all time.

• When it’s happy hour and you’re drinking a fresh cocktail… Life is good. #happyhour

• Hey, we’re here to drink and we’re here to laugh. So we thought you should know that the best caption is: “I will drink to that”

• If you haven’t already, join me in my quest for a perfect drink ☕

• Chill in the fridge, eat a drink and take a selfie. #HustleInTheDay

• Cheers to all the frat boys and pretentious barflies who don’t care if they’re too drunk to stand.

• you’re never too old for a cold one 🍻

• There’s nothing like jumping into the weekend with a tall glass of deliciousness.

• A photo is worth a thousand words. And these are hilarious 😉😝

• So many drinks and so little time.

• If you like our captions, you should follow us on Instagram! We’ve got a lot of fun things to say there.

• Life is all about choices. I choose to drink, you choose not to.

• Raise your glass, you’re the life of the party. Raise it higher, because this is gonna be a good one.

• I only need a couple of drinks to feel like myself for the rest of the day.

• When the only thing that could make it better is a shot of something stronger

• When you get an instagramer that’s worth his salt, you can drink like a boss 👌🏻

• The hardest part about being a girl is figuring out how to drink.

• You know you’re in a good mood when you say: “I’m happy I have a drink!” 🍸

• Life is too short to drink bad coffee.

• It’s Friday, which means you only have to do one thing this weekend. Drink in peace!

• You’ll need a beer to pull this off.

• I was so drunk I thought the bartender was hitting on me.

• I just had a drink and I’m feeling so good.

• I’m so ready for a cold one.

• I’m not saying it was intentional, but I do believe in Karma.☕

• The only thing better than a cold beer is a cold beer with hops.

• Man, I miss the days when I could get away with just having a couple and not worrying about getting messed up.

• The best part of waking up is the feeling of waking up.

• It’s all about the mix.

• Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and that you’ll be drunk at 3pm. #drinks

• Tipsy, tipsy, tips. You’ll never see a picture like this again… until someone sends you one of their own.

• There is no better feeling than a clean glass. No matter how much you drink, there’s always room for a little more! 🍻

• “The only time I don’t get hangovers is when I’m in the shower.”

• I’m not sure what exactly I am allowed to order at brunch, but I’m pretty sure it needs to include a mimosa.

• I’m not a drinker, I just love to hate on my friends. 😉

• Have you ever tried drinking like a boss?

• Hey, you’re looking good. How about we go have a drink?

• This is the only time in your life you will be able to say, “I’m not drunk, I’m just tipsy.”

• Because when you have an empty glass, all your friends look super happy.

• You can’t just be half way through your drink, because then it’s not a drink.

• When you’re in the mood for a shot of confidence

• Goes down smooth like lemonade in the hot summer sun

• Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get…

• Our warmest wishes go out to those who have no chill. 🥂🍷☕

• If you love Instagram and coffee, you’ll love this 🤔

• The best way to get over someone is to lose to them in a drinking game 😂

• I don’t know who’s drinking all this milk but I’m probably doing something wrong. 😂

• “Caution: Drinking is a time when you should always have a plan.” -Andrew Jackson

• I was thirsty from the moment I woke up until I went to bed. Now I’m just drinking tea. #Ilovemycat

• Drinking to the weekend, feeling great and looking hot.

• Need a drink? Well, this one’s on me.

• I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol or the fact that my family is here at my 25th birthday party, but I feel like I’ve been hit with some of the best presents I’ve ever had…

• Drinking to your future success, because you deserve it.

• It’s called a beer run for a reason.

• When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.

• Good morning, and what a glorious day to be alive.

• Cheers to the thing that keeps you on your toes.

• If you are not a morning person, then do not wake up. Because it’s better to stay in bed and be sad than get up and realize the world is going on without you.

• The only way to cope with Monday is to forget about it. Call me, tomorrow.

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